Mad Julie on...
working in an open plan office
...put up mirrors around your desk to see who is coming around the corner... then strategically jump under your desk and pull your chair in!
...get a bean bag... don’t fill it... place it under your desk or corner of your pod... and jump inside when pesky colleague/client/boss appears.
avoiding social occasions
...it’s totally the right day to pike :)
...do you need to physically be there or mentally? with or without attitude be there? or can you tell them that you will astrally project yourself there? then if it doesn’t work, it wasn’t your fault.
...pretend you have developed multiple personality disorder and today’s personality 'Margie' believes that she has baseball 2nite so can’t do dinner.
the midweek blues
...i'm struggling today and my head is woolly and overloaded.... maybe after my last meeting for the day i just skedaddle and crash on my couch.
...its sad but true - already over tuesday..... and in need of a glass of wine.... make that 2 gallons of booze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
negative horoscope readings
...ignore it and just follow your path.... blissfully....
family
...hide from them!
rhonda perky
...when rhonda perky's closet door opens up unparalleled levels of evil spill out!!! remember pandora - well guess who taught her???
-MJ
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Rhonda Perky’s Bits is exactly that – life in bite sized chunks. Expect exposés when Miss Perky Goes Under the Covers, Lessons Learned with Adventure Girl, as well as guest blogs from Mad Julie, Roberta Bust, The Desert Foxx, and many more.
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Rhonda Perky describes herself as 'kinky, perky and a little bit quirky.' She enjoys going under-the-covers to discover tips and tricks for the uninitiated.
Adventure Girl has set herself a quest to head outside her comfort zone. She'll keep you posted on her progress.
Mad Julie lives to promote the madness... when her brain doesn't explode from activity overload.
Tiger Tale is a mad collector of books and spends a lot of time making sure he doesn’t go to work too much. Tiger is on a search for love and affection and their true meaning to him.
Christine P is a Melbourne-based writer who wishes she was as cool as all those other literary types. On her good days she writes fiction and creative non-fiction and knows you can never own too many pairs of stilettos or love enough cats.
Adventure Girl has set herself a quest to head outside her comfort zone. She'll keep you posted on her progress.
Mad Julie lives to promote the madness... when her brain doesn't explode from activity overload.
Tiger Tale is a mad collector of books and spends a lot of time making sure he doesn’t go to work too much. Tiger is on a search for love and affection and their true meaning to him.
Christine P is a Melbourne-based writer who wishes she was as cool as all those other literary types. On her good days she writes fiction and creative non-fiction and knows you can never own too many pairs of stilettos or love enough cats.
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