Mad Julie exorcises her right to a demon-free workplace
So what do you do if you are stuck working with soul-sucking demons?
Well let me tell you my little tale of what I have tried, tested, and scratched out… before finally happening upon a very sophisticated means of revenge…
1. Drink Lots!!!!
Problem – numbness only lasts for 3-6 months and there are sober periods… hmmm….
2. Eat lots of Chocolate and Comfort Food for Emotional Recovery!!!
Problem – ummm 5 plus kilos later… hmmm….
3. Shopping Therapy?
Problem – the pay cheque doesn’t last as long as it used to… and then can't afford as much booze… hmmm...
4. Exercise out the demon toxins
Problem – hard to outrun them when stuck in a meeting… hmmm…
5. Hide!!!
Problem – they HUNT you down and CALL you… Hmmm…
6. Look for a new team to join?
Problem – you find MORE soul-sucking demons and the old ones STILL HUNT you down!!! HORROR!!!!
7. Take Sickies?
Problem – they ARE STILL THERE when you return!!!
8. Take a positive approach and try to get to know them better?
Problem – you discover these demons come from the LOWER LEVELS of HELL… hmmm… what now?
And nope, am already spacing out the drinking, chocolate, shopping, sickies, hiding and occasional bits of other toxins… and I refuse to join the demon ranks!!!!
9. Have a life? Hmmm… but what type?
You interact more with the nicer demons and discover they had angelic mothers;
...you smile and laugh lots and the soul-sucking demons become uglier with their jealousy to all (you are now not alone);
...you now look like a catwalk queen with all the exercise and shopping, while they favour bag-lady-esque fashion (YEAH);
...and you are fairly popular going to all the latest shows, movies and bars around town… the laughter is your ammunition… (UH HUH!!!)
...meanwhile… the soul-sucking demons are withering in their bitterness and becoming fat and dumpy with new wrinkles and white hairs appearing by the hour… AND they are LOSING their hold… slowly their suckers are dying… and so is their poison…
10. SOLUTION – REPEAT POINT 9 TIL THEIR ASHES HAVE BEEN CAST…
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Adventure Girl has set herself a quest to head outside her comfort zone. She'll keep you posted on her progress.
Mad Julie lives to promote the madness... when her brain doesn't explode from activity overload.
Tiger Tale is a mad collector of books and spends a lot of time making sure he doesn’t go to work too much. Tiger is on a search for love and affection and their true meaning to him.
Christine P is a Melbourne-based writer who wishes she was as cool as all those other literary types. On her good days she writes fiction and creative non-fiction and knows you can never own too many pairs of stilettos or love enough cats.
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